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What Would House Hunters Look Like if it Was Set in Australia?

Posted on May 29, 2017 by hugzillablog

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DISCLAIMER: House Hunters makes me cranky so I swear a bit.  ***** Nothing amplifies the cultural differences between the United States and Australia quite like a House Hunters marathon. Their obsession with stainless steel appliances and crown moulding, their bizarre … Continue reading →

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The Creepy AF Things Parents Do That Would Otherwise Get Us Arrested

Posted on September 5, 2016 by hugzillablog

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Question: What do you call someone who sneaks into your room at night to watch you sleep, is obsessed with the sound of your breathing and curates a growing collection of your discarded body parts with all the enthusiasm of a … Continue reading →

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7 Ways I Knew That My House Was Haunted (Hint: A Ghost Tried to Kill Me)

Posted on August 23, 2016 by hugzillablog

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Disclaimer: In 1989 I bought the cassette version of “Appetite for Destruction” by Guns n Roses. It kickstarted a life-long love of foul language that is evidenced by the filth that litters my blog posts, so some of you might not … Continue reading →

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Kids Steal Your Looks, Your Sanity and Your Mojo… But Mostly They Steal Your Time

Posted on February 1, 2016 by hugzillablog

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I had no idea that time would take on a totally different complexion after I had children. No-one told me that my time would no longer be my own, or that my fanciful notions of “being busy” pre-kids were just … Continue reading →

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Obsessive Pee-Sticking: Women Addicted to Home Pregnancy Tests

Posted on January 25, 2016 by hugzillablog

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HASTY RETROACTIVE DISCLAIMER: It has been brought to my attention that people struggling with infertility might feel like they are being mocked by this post. Please note that this was the FURTHEST thing from my mind when writing this. As someone … Continue reading →

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Nine Types of Children You’ll Find at Swimming Lessons

Posted on December 7, 2015 by hugzillablog

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I have two young sons under six, so I’ve spent more time than I would otherwise care to admit sitting around public swimming pools on the weekend, while an assortment of patient instructors have tried in vain to teach them both … Continue reading →

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Five Things You Never Wanted to Know About Baby Poo

Posted on November 16, 2015 by hugzillablog

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First things first, a disclaimer: this is a post about POO. The giveaway is right there in the title (there are no graphic images, I promise). IT’S. ABOUT. POO. Consider yourself appropriately warned. *** As adults we don’t generally think … Continue reading →

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Five Ways You Know That ALDI Fucking Hates You

Posted on November 2, 2015 by hugzillablog

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We only have one major supermarket where I live (the local IGA doesn’t count because they somehow manage to successfully operate from a business model that charges $14.50 for a rotting bag of apples that have been in cold storage since Justin … Continue reading →

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A Love Letter to the Baby I Thought I Hated

Posted on October 26, 2015 by hugzillablog

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This was one of the very first pieces I ever posted on Hugzilla. It was only ever seen by about 7 people, which is a damn shame because I think it is one of the most real things I’ve ever written on … Continue reading →

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The 5 Most Fucked-Up Moments in ‘Flowers in the Attic’

Posted on October 19, 2015 by hugzillablog

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OMG STRAIGHT UP THIS IS NOT GIFTED OR A PAID REVIEW – I’M JUST OBSESSED WITH THIS SHIT **trigger warnings (physical and sexual abuse/incest) and language warnings on this one – the subject matter is very dark** I first read … Continue reading →

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Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 8.36.17 pm Hugzilla is a piss-taking mummy blogger with a PhD in Snark. Her sub-majors are in parenting, kids and kitchen disasters. She also collaborates on another blog called Clean Up In Aisle Three.

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